This website is dedicated to everyone who hates the Wilkes Barre / Scranton and Pittsburgh Penguins! Wilkes Barre / Scranton are hockey's worst fans and due to decades of inbreeding, these redneck hillbillies are a disgrace to hockey and the human race.

This site is meant to be comical and will poke fun at the Penguin's ownership, coaches, players and fans. Sit back... this is going to be one fun ride! And if you have any pictures, stories or ideas to contribute, please email our team at: armstronglookslikeachicken@penguinssuck.com


Pathetic email from an extremely inbred Penguin's fan - langj96@hotmail.com:

pisburg penguins .
even though they suck they are the best team ever.
I like them 'cause they suck.
So don't make fun of them even if they are phiscly impared.
Sydney Crosby would not like that one bit.
so I demand you take your site off the web.
OR ELSE I WILL CLOG UP YOUR HARD DRIVE WITH JUNK MAIL. THEN YOUR INTERNET WILL BE SO SLOW
YOU WONT BE ABLE TO CLEAN IT OUT .
YOU BETTER BE AFRAID FOR YOUR COMPUTER!!!!!!
iAM NOT AFRAID TO DO THIS.
I WILL SEND YOU EMPTY JUNK MAIL UNTIL YOUR INTERNET WILL BE MUCH TOO SLOW TO DO MUCH.
IT WILL CLOG UP YOUR WHOLE COMPUTER
AND YOU WILL HAVE TO CANCEL YOUR INTERNET
JUST TO BE ABLE TO USE YOUR TYPING PACKAGES
AND TO PLAY OLD GAMES THAT WERE BUILT
FOR WINDOWS 3.0 THAT CAME OUT IN 1987.
YOU WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO PLAY THOSE GAMES!
SO TAKE YOUR SITE OFF THE WEB IF YOU CARE ABOUT
YOUR COMPUTER! YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so please dont be mean to them. evryone is special in their own way even if that is not hockey .
your probaly just some nerd who dosnt like the penguins
you probaly dont even know who crosby is.
I bet you dont know how to play hockey either.
SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you probaly dont even know what N.H.L. stands for.
YOUR SITE IS SMALL TOO.
IT IS ONLY 1 PAGE LONG.
I bet you live in your moms basement.
I bet your computer is windows 92
I bet your mom gave it to you.
I bet your like 30 years old but you are a flunkie working @ Mcdonalds as a fat, window claener
I bet you make $1 a month
I bet you are are on the brink of being fired
so anyway take yous site off the web
OR ELSE